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You can't find this anywhere else folks.

Have we gone CRAZY? Has this just gotten OUT OF HAND?!

Or perhaps you have just stumbled upon the most amazing gift of the millenium... This item is IN STOCK.

Let your eyes soak it in slowly, my friends. This is a REAL dog stool that has been professionally BRONZED and arranged very tastefully on a beautiful plaque suitable for a TROPHY or for mounting ON THE WALL. Your Great Bronze Doo comes with your very own brass plate that we can engrave for you with any message you want! Wow!

We always have ONE of these beauties in stock, but our bronzing partner is ready to go at the drop of a hat. If you are lucky enough to be the first to order The Great Bronze Doo we can ship it immediately. However, for any subsequent orders (most of you!) you must allow SIX to EIGHT weeks for us to pick a primo poop and have it bronzed, mounted and engraved for you.

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For the person who has everything else! For that partner who is finally retiring!! This unique gift is bound to be a treasured family heirloom for only $298. Of course, you could always try to convince someone to bronze a dog turd by yourself...

 
 

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