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Q: What, EXACTLY, do you send to someone?
A: One brown parcel cardboard box, one heat sealed durable see-through plastic bag wrapped in a large piece of elegant tissue paper in your choice of colors. Affixed to the bag is a label with any message you wish, forcing the recipient to actually handle the bag to read the message. The only information on the box is the TO label. Oh, did we forget? Inside the plastic bag is one of the best messes your money can buy!
Q: How long does it take to arrive?
A: We ship via Priority Mail, which takes 2-4 days within the United States. However, you must allow us 1 to 2 weeks before your order is processed.
Q: Do you keep any information after the sale?
A: Never! We delete all personal information within 24 hours of a sale. We maintain only financial records of anonymous transactions. Keep you receipt if you think you might need to communicate with us after the event.
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