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Q: How do you keep a dog from pooping in your front yard?
Two teen girls are walking in the woods
when one looks down and says, "Look - is that dog doo?"
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Q: What did one doggie buttcheek say to
the other buttcheek?
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
A man walks into a grocery store, gets two dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager thinks that this guy probably doesn't have a cat and might be feeding cat food to his kids. He asks the man to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The man goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the man comes in, picks two dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he probably doesn't have a dog and he will feed the dog-food to his kids. He asks the man to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The man goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week the man comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately pulls it out. He shouts, "What! There's nothing but poop in this bag!"
The man calmly replies: "Yes, that's right, and now I'd like two dozen rolls of toilet paper, if you please."
Here I sit all broken hearted
went to poop, but only farted.
Later on I took a chance.
Went to fart and pooped my pants.
Now I sit, I'm at a loss
Trying to poop out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode!